Hemorrhoid Day!
Wow… How fun it is to have hemorrhoids! Yesterday my manager had me clear out a room that was full of cement bags, masonary blocks, glass blocks, tile… a bunch of heavy things. He got a nice cleaned out room yesterday… and I got a hemorrhoid. All day today I was walking very slowwwww. No fun. Ooo… Ahh…. Ooo… Ahh… every step I took. Then I got people asking me, “Why are you walking like that?”… I tell them I have a hemorrhoid. They don’t seem to like hearing that… Not sure what else to tell them. I hope tomorrow is a better walking day for me.
